Thursday, August 27, 2009

All in a Day's Work

"How do you tell if it's Dr. Pepper?" Rachael
"Just smell it." Boom Boom
Rachael smells it and her nose goes into Boom Boom's drink.
"Yep. That's Dr. Pepper." Rachael
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"At least they warned you about the killer." Boom Boom to Murph
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"So, Ashley, do you have a girlfriend?" Server from Mac Shack
"Yes, I do," Togo. Lyndsay blushes furiously while Murph, Sam, and Ryan giggle uncontrollably.
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"It's a big purple dinosaur, you moron," Sam to Ryan
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"Do you have crabs in your grass?" Togo
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"That was at my boobs. Totally different." Murph
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"The blar is burry." Murph (The bar is blurry.)
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"Murph! Don't walk fast!"
"I can't help it. I work in a restaurant and I'm short!" Murph
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"I grew up learning to draw tornadoes." Lyndsay
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"Ok, I have to go get ready for work." Togo
"Do you need help?" Lyndsay
"Umm... I'm gonna go change clothes." Togo
"I'm sorry. It was habit." Lyndsay
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"Sam, let's invent a sex toy called the 'On the Border,' and the slogan will be 'Something for Everyone.' And Herbie will model it." Rachael
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"Cody has to unbreak my heart before he goes home tonight." Murph
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"You have no idea how weird I am. But I'd rather be weird than normal 'cause at least I'm interesting." Murph
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"I'm shrinking!" Boom Boom
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"I gave you more because I like you." Murph to Boom Boom
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"I can't even magnetize things!" Rachael
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"I love being cliche." Rachael, putting on Pink Floyd.
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"While staring at the ceiling, I thought to myself: 'Wow that would be a really cool special effect for clouds in a movie. I wonder how they would do that with a computer. Wait a minute, I wouldn't change anything that it's doing right now. It's natural. Wait a minute, all the best things in life are free.' That's what went through my head in the last 30 seconds." Boom Boom

"Really? Because I was thinking: 'What if the red light in the tv was other people sitting around watching the red light in their tv?' Then I thought: 'Pretty colours' Then: 'My mouth is dry.'" Rachael

"I'm just going to lie back and look at the ceiling now."Kyla
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"I'm so 1969's high right now."Kyla
"I like that." Boom Boom
"I'm tweeting it right now." Kyla
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"This is the number one bathroom experience." Boom Boom
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Murph is interpretive dancing in the dark with two cell phones to the ending of side on of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.
"It's like a Pink Floyd laser show."Rachael
"The best things in life really are free!"Boom Boom
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"Never turn anything down.....turn it over!" Good Darin
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"If there's no grass on the field, play in the mud!" Darin
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"Don't dip your chip in the company salsa."
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"Pre-bussing is like wiping your ass after you take a shit." Darin
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"I just pre-bussed!" Tiffany
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"If we were a chair company and we had wobbly chairs then no one would buy chairs from us. So we can't have wobbly chairs." Keith

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