Slammed with Strawberry Lemonade

Rachael slowly crumbles a chip all over the kitchen floor.
"What was that?!" Sam
"That was my anger!" Rachael
"All over the floor??" Sam
"You make me sound like a dog..." Rachael
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"Ryan, I wish I could quote your face just now." Sam
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"How do you say 'stop stabbing him with a squeegee'?" Sean
"Policia!" Tiffany
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"If you can dream it, you can huff it." Brock
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"I want to get slammed tonight. I want to get busy!" Bad Darin
"Yeah, I'd like to be slammed all night long." Ryan, leading BD on.
"I'd LOVE to be slammed all night. God, I want to get busy." Bad Darin
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"I'm sorry. I need a bath. Maybe you should tip me more, because I need a bath." Murph
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"The rain! And the night! And the fan is still going to fall on my head!" Lyndsay
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"Let's make sweet sweet love." Justin
"I'm tired. We can do it tomorrow night." Rachael
"I have to study tomorrow." Justin
"You can take a study break." Rachael
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"Sweet tea love?" Sam after she mishears Racheal's story.
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"I have a bigger heart." Murph
"Is it because you have bigger boobs? You have more room for it to grow?" Ryan
"Yes!" Murph
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"I want dicks surrounding me at all times." Gaymo
Ryan and Murph stare.
"I want to be covered in Strawberry Lemonade." Gaymo
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"Herbie's already assraped me five times tonight. God!" Rachael
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"I'm rare... like Mr. Clean with... hair!" Gaymo
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"What happens when you make six more dollars? Do you turn into a werewolf?" Sam to Murph
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"Have you gotten any new quotes?"
"No. No one's been funny lately."
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"This makes me wanna..." Kareem, while dancing in his chair.
"Yes, I know exactly what you mean." Lyndsay