MASH

K... this one doesn't have a name on it:
Shack
Boy/Girl- Gaymo
Kids- 300
Car- Escalade
Job- Escort
Location of Home- Dumpster
Income- 70,000
Honeymoon- Neverland Ranch
Sex per Week- 147
STD- Clap
Boo on the Side- Darin (the bad one)

Kyla:
Mansion
Boy/Girl- Christina James
Kids- 253
Car- Edsel
Job- Hobo
Location of Home- Antarctica
Income- 20 Million
Honeymoon- Estonia
Sex per week- 1 1/2
STD- Elephantiasis of the Anus
Boo on the Side- Marcus Gandy

Rebecca:
Mansion
Boy/Girl- Manuel
Kids- 10
Car- Daewoo
Location of House- Malibu
Job- Busser
STD- Syphilis
Honeymoon- Ivory Coast
Income- 100,000
Sex per Week- 23 1/2
Boo on the Side- Mr. Keith

Drew:
House
Boy/Girl- Rebecca
Kids- 7
Car- Daewoo
Location of House- OTB Parking Lot
Income- 0
Job- Server
Honeymoon- Egypt
STD- Gonorrhea
Sex per Week- 50
Boo on the Side- Tom

Herbie:
House
Boy/Girl- Sam
Kids- 12
Car- Navigator with Spinners
Location of Home- Quebec
Income- 10,000
Job- Tranny
Honeymoon- Panama City
STD- HPV
Sex per Week- none
Boo on the Side- Justin Overman