"Hey, I think that's Christina's number!" Lyndsay on a number left on a table.
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"No, I am not eating on the clock." Lyndsay when Darin asked if she was. She was. She had a fork in her hand.
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"There's a lot of boobs in that shirt." Lyndsay
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"Did you see Darin's weird baby?" Lyndsay
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"That whole room is like an obstacle course... because there's like shit in the way." Murph on the main.
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"Look, I has playdough. Oh my god, shut up." Murph
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"I am super satisfied," Murph
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"My sleep just wore off. No, wait. That was like five hours ago." Lyndsay
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"I'm just going to push it out of the hole." Herbie
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At Brightside Bar:
Random Drunk to Murph- Are you Canadian?
Murph- Why yes, I am. Ontario. What is your life aboot?
Random Drunk- Well, I'm from Belgiam.
Murph- No you're not, you're American.
Random Drunk- Well you can go fuck yourself.
Murph- Well you can leave.
Random Drunk (who's had a huge loogie on his sleeve this whole time) gets up, walks two feet away and falls asleep in a chair. He wakes himself up when his foot falls from his knee and then wanders off.
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"I've been marinating meat. You guys could eat it."
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"Like a bird!!" Lyndsay
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"At first I was really excited... but then I was like: I'm gay at work!" Lyndsay
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"There's no burrito down there!" Togo
"I just dropped half a burrito in my lap" Togo
"Do you want help?" Lyndsay
"Your burrito is going to make a mess." Togo
"No. My burrito is facing the other way. It's not messy." Lyndsay
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