Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Bowling for Midgets with Milfs.

"Dwank... Drank + Drunk = Dwank." Tiffany
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"Where are your shoes?" Lyndsay
"In my purse." Murph
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"What happened just now that I was supposed to text myself?"
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"I have like five balls!"
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"Did you see Kareem stick his tongue in my mouth?" Lyndsay
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"I mean, I plan on being a MILF." Murph
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"We never found any evidence of a little people serial killer, but we did find evidence that they can
die." Togo
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"I would probably drop kick a midget if it came up to me."
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"Why are there always midgets in horror movies??"

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