Dammit, Run Your Food!

"FOOD COST! FOOD COST! That guac scoop is TOO BIG!!!" - Bad Darin.
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"He threw the plate at me and it nearly hit my foot!" - Bad Darin to Mr. Kieth
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"Does this apron make my dick look fat?" Brett
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“Stop flirting with the lesbians. You have a penis. They don’t want you.” Lyndsay
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“He is a little bit thick.” Lyndsay on Oscar
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“It goes good in chili...” On why I put cocoa in asparagus.
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“I think it’s safe to say that all of us want to do her.” Ryan
“Not even going to lie. I came to watch her.” On GI Joe
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“Call me Lance.” Lance
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“I don’t like to write alone because I’m afraid I’ll start writing the same seven lines over and over again, like a serial killer. “ Rachael
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“I’m tall.” Murph, followed by general laughter.
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“I thought we agreed you were going to stop talking.” Miranda
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“You can wear the sombrero if you want to. I can wear something else.” Togo
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“I like how much you know about stars.” Boom Boom
“I know a lot of shit...” Sam
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“Omg... Where u at? And yes that was ghetto styleish.” Murph
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“I don’t know what piss tastes like, but if I did, it wouldn’t taste like OE.” Togo
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“You phone is glowing in your pocket... no, other pocket.”Lyndsay
“No, that’s my lighter.” Sam
“Is it supposed to glow like that?” Lyndsay
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“I decided the tort room is an obstacle course too.” Murph
“Babies?” Lyndsay
“No. Just shit everywhere.” Murph
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“No. You have to write that down. I have to go serve these sopas.” Sam
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“I’m glad we had the floor we had today.” Murph
“Yeah, or else it would have been bad. We’re all tired and I drank a lot of tequila last night.” Lyndsay
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“She’s writing down a quote. Stop talking to her.” Sam to Brock about Murph.
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“I wish there were server olympics. We would be awesome.” Murph
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“There should be drunk serving as an event. Murph would win. She trains at least once a week.” Sam
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“I was talking to Diego and picking up change up off the table and he said ‘Mucho dinero!’ I said, ‘No, Diego. No mucho dinero.” Murph
“Maybe it’s mucho dinero in Mexico.” Sam
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“Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeeeah!” Brock as he sways at outdoor.
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“Can you just stab me in the heart right now?” Kyla to Murph
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“I hope I don’t lose my job today.” Drunk Kyla
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“I feel fancy. I have new shoes on. Except I have salsa on my pants.” Lyndsay
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“Togo poked me!” Sam
“That’s ok.” Lyndsay
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“Hey Lyndsay, before you leave, my jeans are in your car.” Boom Boom
“Oh yeah, Lyndsay, your tools are in my car.” Murph
“Oh! Herbie, your jack is in my car.” Lyndsay
“Man, I wish I could say someone had something in my car. But I don’t have one.” Sam
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Everyone at different times:
Herbie, your food’s ready!
Herbie, your food’s ready!
Herbie, your food’s ready!
Herbie, your food’s ready!
Ryan: Herbie, you’ve got a two top!
Rachael (screaming): SAM! SAM! PAY YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL!