"Flame on!" Robb, while carrying a fajita.
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"I thout it was funny before... but then Balthazar saw us and thought, 'That's what American girls do... look at each other's coochies.'" Becky, on tearing her pants.
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"Hello Monkey." Darin D., to Eddie
"Hello Donkey." Eddie
"You're right I'm a donkey!" Darin D., pointing to his crotch.
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"He put trash in my boobies... so I had to separate them and go in." Boom Boom
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"She got in my pants and my shirt! I have to say I'm impressed." Murphy
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"Sorry. I had to have a taco time out." Jake
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"Don't worry. I wouldn't ask you unless I was really desperate." Chasity
"You know, taken out of context, that would sound really mean." Sam
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"Then again, I would be the guy with one ball. Would it hang to the side or in the middle? You know what I'm saying." Lance
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"Not that I eat holes... but if I did, they'd have sprinkles on them... and they'd be chocolatey." Lance
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"I'm a paper wall. I don't have strength." Tom
"You tear easily?" Sean
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"It's biologically impossible for a sperm donor to have a vagina!" Tiffany W., loudly in the tort room.
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"I hit my thumb and there were significant amounts of salt in my pocket." Sam
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"Put your boobie on top my knee." Emma to Boom Boom
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"I just need them to pay out... them I'm all yours." Boom Boom
"Oh really?... I like the sound of that." Sam
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"I need to what who I make that offer to, because here, literally anyone could take me up on that." Boom Boom
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"Ahhh! My pussy is going everywhere!" David
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"You could wear heels with me!" Darin to David
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"Stop!! I'm writing on the door!" Sam
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"Oh my god Emma! Don't hang up!" Boom Boom, yelling at her phone after dropping it.
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"And you're not gay?" Sam
"Nope, cause I'm not sticking it in her." Boom Boom
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"I don't like being tickled like epileptic people don't like flashing lights!" Amber Whore'
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"Girl, you look like you NASTY!" Boom Boom to Togo
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"What are you wearing?" Roach, referring to a head band that said "Happy Birthday."
"I'm birthday!!" Evan, after taking off her wiggly headband.
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"I'm fucked up?" Roach
"How much did you drink?" Evan
"Nothin'." Roach
"So how much did you smoke?" Evan
"Nothin..." Roach
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"Lick me. Lick meeee!" Emma
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"I feel like I'm getting gang banged over here!" Boom Boom
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"It's my birthday! If I'm not gonna get it here, where am I gonna get it?!" Emma
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"You don't wave a tree branch in church!" Togo
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"I drank a whole feul." Lyndsay
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"I'll show you my ching, baby!" Togo
"Can you say that at least twice a day, everyday?" Lyndsay
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"If you had a category called 'Choke on It,' you'd probably have won by now." Togo
"Ow!" Kareem
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"You're out of blood... I mean time." Sam
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"I knew that! I grew up in nature." Lyndsay
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"You know what I'm talking about. You were there and you were terrified." Lyndsay
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"I didn't hear it the first time." Kareem
"That cause I do it better." Lyndsay
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"I'm fucking fucked up bitch..." Kareem
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"Is there glitter in the sand? Or is it just sand?" Lyndsay
"You're drunk." Togo
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"It's really hard to take you seriously with a samurai sword through your head." Lyndsay
"You're drunk." Kareem
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"Let's do it again! Woo! Time's up!" Lyndsay
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"I got a really cute boyfriend." Kareem, in the middle of an unrelated conversation.
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"She's got titties! That doesn't count!" Kareem
"And I use them to my advantage in all aspects of my life!" Lyndsay
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