It's time.

"If we were the Jackson Five, you'd be Tito." Brianna to Jordan
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"If that were a throwing star, that would have killed you!"Sam
"That's right! You would have severed my spinal chord, you whore!" Boom Boom
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"I feel like I'm in the Matrix! Like I'm never going to leave!" Brianna
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"You can't squish me! I'm insquishable!" Amber Whore'
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"You have a penis. They pay you for that... If I could grow a penis I would. I don't know what I would do with it, but I would." Becky
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"Damn! You dating a golden girl!" Boom Boom
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"I feel like Freddy Kreuger is hugging me." Amber Whore'
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"You'd like that, wouldn't you?" Cody
"Yeah, anything longer I would like." Herbie
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"It's red or poo!" Boom Boom
"I prefer poo." Emma
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"I just want to get Jacob pregnant," Brianna, singing.
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"I could do the jacking off in the bathroom." Baby J.
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"You can shave a mustache, but you can't shave a baby." Boom Boom
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"I'm about to burn myself...on that scissor of hotness!" Amber Whore'
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"Would you guys stop? You look straight right now." Roach to Sam and Amber
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"Not only do I sound like a man... but I feel like a lady... and old lady." Tiffany W.
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"So you think the opposite of love is abortion?" Emma to Boom Boom
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"Go go gadget dick." Tom
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"I want to beat you with a yard stick. That would be hot." Boom Boom to Emma. "Sam! Write that down now!"
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"I have a public service announcement. If you're on the dance floor and don't know what to do, just bend over!" Brianna
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"By the way guys, if you see any holes in my pants while I'm walking around, let me know." Amber.
"You should have gotten some black granny panties to cover the holes." Boom Boom
"Fill the holes in my floor?"Amber
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"Amber, I want to hold your hand." Boom Boom
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"You know you're a lesbian when you walk out of the house without a bra..." Emma
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"Not only can my nipples cut glass... cause I'm always cold... but they're way less perky." Boom Boom
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Amber [singing something]
"You know what you sound like?" Baby J.
"What?" Amber
"A mix between Fergie and Jesus." Baby J.
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"I need to feed my cat." Tom
"You have a cat?" Brianna
"It's my roommate's" Tom
"Oh, you have a girlfriend?" Brianna
"Yeah, my sister." Tom
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"It's just another day on "As the Sombrero Turns." Emma
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"When I get drunk I get Turret's." Togo
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"I just shoved it in the hole for you." Boom Boom
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"I'm really wet so I want it really hot." Boom Boom
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"We make bad decisions when we go bowling." Lyndsay
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"I could watch left handed softball all day." Roach
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"I got all my clothes at Clato's Ploset." Gaymo
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"The gayer the drunker I get." Gaymo
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"I feel like a detective sometimes." Lyndsay
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"Cats, I have no idea how you got the lighter to the window sill from the table... but touche." Lyndsay
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"Dear Sam, we can be friends forever." Togo
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"You know how I know she was drunk? She gave me the side hug. Togo doesn't hug." Sam
"I like making you uncomfortable though." Togo
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"Birthday Lover!" Lyndsay
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"I think we have chemistry over here." Togo
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"There's something about [green jello shots] that makes me think of aloe vera. I just want to rub it on my skin." Emma
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"It's like a ghetto Mary Poppin's purse." Bibbins
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"Really?" Evan
"No." Sam