Kittens and Squirrels

"Kitty corner is where you get a special on free kittens." Lyndsay
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"Oh... my damn!" Togo
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"They're mounting a come back!" Togo
"Mounting?" Sam/Lyndsay
"Amounting isn't a word." Togo
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"Sam is such a hater... fucks you!" Togo (no, "fucks" isn't a typo.)
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"Eenie meenie miney mo... Fuck my life with a toe." Patrick
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"I'm impressed by Lyndsay's checker skills." Sam
"Lyndsay is too." Lyndsay
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"Fuck you with something hard and sideways." Sam
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"Lyndsay, we can has magic sex?" Ryan
"We can... but I'm going to disappear into Togo's room." Lyndsay
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"I think he's gay. I think we bonded." Lyndsay
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"For some one that doesn't like meat, you sure eat a lot of beef." Togo to Sam
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"With Herbie, there's only one kind of ride, and that's in a car." Mr. Keith
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"It was kind of a seductive squirrel." Togo
"You made it too sexy, Boom Boom. It's a child's puppet!" Kathleen (who was an honorary OTB employee for the night.)
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"Every time I touch the turtle, you start screaming at me." Togo
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"I can't ignore when ladies are screaming!" Togo
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"There was no bobbing. It was all lateral." Boom Boom
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"My mom got me free movie tickets cause she's a bitch." Sam
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"Fuck you and your observatory skills!" Amber Whore'
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"I wanna get on it." Amber Whore'
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"God. You don't even know how to use it properly." Kathleen
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"Inside tennis!" Ryan
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"Pat My Crotch... Go ahead." Togo (referring to Patrick)
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"Put it in there bitch... You know girls like it when you talk like that bitch." Togo
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"What's going one?" Herbie
"Nothing. She's just having a Mayra moment." Darin B.
"I always have them... because I'm Mayra!" Mayra
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"I definitely still wear training bras..." Togo
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"Drink it!" Togo
"You can't drink chips!" Boom Boom
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"Is she going to throw up in my living room?" Kathleen
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"If Amber can't be a rapper, then no one can be a rapper!" Boom Boom
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"I know my condoms! I might be a lesbian, but I know my condoms!" Amber Whore'
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"No, you can't touch my squirrel!" Kathleen
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"I put three out of four in Breaux's mouth tonight." Boom Boom
"What did you put in my mouth?" Amber
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"That's what she said!" Ryan
"No she didn't!!" Murphy
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"What if they don't reach?" Lyndsay
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"That was easy! I didn't get no head!" Monica
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"I only do women." Mayra
"You only do women?" Sam
"I mean, I only give women rides." Mayra
"That's really not any better." Sam
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"Cluster fuck right here." Sam
"No. It's just fat people." Robb
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"Herbie, let's make a porno and call it "Inter-Rachael." Rachael
Pointing to Brianna and Tiffany B. "You two could be in it and call it "Inter-Bi-Rachael." Darin D.
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"There's three at table eleven." Cody
"Yeah, that's Rachael." Boom Boom
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"What are you doing, trying to pop his back?" Darin B.
"No. Just giving him a hug." Sam
"Sometimes you need that... a big lesbian hug..." Herbie
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On top of a salsa ramikin that has been placed in the salsa: "Good bye Cruel World :(" By Neil
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"Can I Bitch?" Murphy
"I guess..." Sam
"I just wanna bitch now." Murphy
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"Ohh! Fiddlesticks!" Neil
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"Everyone should be in the mood. Let's jam. Let's ave an On the Bordgy." Ryan
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"Crayon! Fuck you!" Lyndsay
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"Justin, just so you know, you are a god today." Sam
"I try... I woke up this morning and put on my god pants... you know." Overman
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"You wanna hook up tonight? No... but really." Overman to Roach
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"You worry about you... I'll do me." Overman
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"I feel like this is the Special Olympics of flair." Togo
"I feel like Sam should write that down." Lyndsay
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"What were you doing with your jeans off in your car?" Mr. Keith
"I was leaving work... I changed clothes..." Lyndsay
"Sure you were... Nyaaaaahh!" Mr. Keith