Becky

“Herbie, what are you doing?” Sam
“Having a little fun at work. I have to take it where I can get it.” Herbie
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“Where’s Cody?” Kyle
“Sleeping with your mom.” Sam
“Dammit... He’s sleeping with my mom again?!” Kyle
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“You can’t be a gay. It’s not a state of being. It’s not a noun. It’s like saying you’re ‘a queer.’ No one says that!” Rob. Apparently there’s two syllables in “queer.”
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“Queer means weird. Look it up in the Bible... or dictionary.” Rob
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“I feel hot off and on...” Justin O.
“Menopause?” Sam
“Yeah.” Justin O.
“That would explain it...” Murph
“And my throat (gestures giving head). It’s killing me. But the economy’s low. Gotta pay the bills somehow!” Justin O.
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“Come on Bra!” Justin O.
“I’m trying to cum!” Kareem
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“Please let me eat some crunchy pussy.” Kareem
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“What do you wanna eat?” Sam
“Vagina.” Kareem
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“What do you call him?” Sam
“I normally just say ‘Hey.’” Lyndsay
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“I’m not doing a good job! I impeach me!” Kareem
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“We’ll do it like black fraternities!” Kareem
“Can I step?” Togo
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“You’ve got Small Mexican Man Syndrome... with your 12 year old body.” Kareem to Eddie.
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“Nooo.... I think that’d leave a bad taste in your mouth.” Lyndsay
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“Show and tell in the closet at On the Border... I think that’s the sketchiest thing we’ve done in a long time!” Lyndsay
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“I don’t think cake and beer go together...” Sam
“Yes they do!!” Murph
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Rachel slaps Justin O.’s ass while he is expoing- “I like having you in the kitchen.” Rachel
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“So he just asked for extra steak?” Justin
“No he didn’t! Cause he doesn’t speak English well enough to do it!” Sam
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“Hey Herbie, that roofie’s kicking in!” Cody
“You’re going to wake up in chaps and a cowboy hat.” Herbie
“Right next to Tracy.” Sean
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“She’s taller than me.” Lyndsay, about Togo
“Hooow funny... and I mean that in the gay way.” Togo
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“When I walked in this place, they thought ‘Yeah! We got a new bottom!” Overman
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On a busy night- “Does any one have a piece of paper?” Neil
“Why?” Good Darin
“I just like to write down my thoughts.” Neil
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“If I liked vagina, and I had a vagina, then I would want to put it on another vagina.” Ryan
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“I just want to point out that Ryan just said, ‘If I liked vagina!’” Becky
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“Are you still talking?” Rob
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“I don’t think they’ve fucked any mothers.” Ryan
“Well, I mean...” Togo
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“I’m wearing the drunk sombrero!” Becky
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“No, seriously, I didn’t put my quarter in that beer.” Becky
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“They’re talking in the bathroom... Who does that??” Sam
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“Ugh! You bespattered me with your beer!” Togo
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“You have amazingly awesome boobs... You have amazingly awesome boobs... Wait, what?” Sam, trying to remember what Togo said about Lyndsay’s boobs. Fail.
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“And I hate your boobs, except for when I like them.” Togo
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“Fuck you! Or should I say ‘Scissor you!’” Togo
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“I already paid ten bucks to get some sharpie on my hands, so...” Ryan
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“I’m going to be the title of that quotes page!” Becky